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Forum > English Jokes > Late Night Political Jokes [2]
Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
Mogart Bojownik od 8 marca 2004 | GG: 2503780
2005-09-05 13:45:30 Zgłoś

These ones are from the July this year:

"Did you folks see President Bush's speech last night, the special address? ... He said many, many, improvements have been made in Iraq. For example, the roads have been improved, the schools have been improved, medical care has improved. Now if only that could happen here." --David Letterman

"Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said the Iranian election was invalid and the winner was no friend to democracy. To which Al Gore said, 'Hey, tell me about it.'" --Jay Leno

"Governor Schwarzenegger spoke about the dangers of global warming. Schwarzenegger's exact words were: fire, hot, bad." --Conan O'Brien

"There was one embarrassing moment at the White House yesterday. ... I guess when they brought out the Declaration of Independence President Bush kept looking for the treasure map on the back." --Jay Leno

"You know whose birthday it is today? President Bush is 59 years old today. ... If you haven't gotten him a gift yet you know you can't go wrong with an exit strategy for Iraq." --Jay Leno

"Today in Scotland, President Bush was riding his bike when he collided with a police officer and fell off. ... He could have avoided the collision but, you know, he refuses to go left." --Jay Leno

"What does a bicycle have to do with the war in Iraq? President Bush doesn't know how to stop either one of them." --Jay Leno

"See, personally, I blame the police officer. I mean, he should have heard President Bush coming with all those baseball cards in the spokes." --Jay Leno

"Yesterday the city of Paris lost the chance to host the 2012 Olympics. Apparently they're very bitter about it. Apparently the Parisians are disappointed because they were looking forward to being rude to thousands of new people." --Conan O'Brien

"The Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to let the government seize a person's house and give it to a private developer if they think a city or town could make more money by giving your property to someone else. They can take your property. This falls under the rule 'One man's home is another man's Wal-Mart.' " --Jay Leno

"Sandra Day O'Connor is retiring from the Supreme Court and now a number of special interest groups are pressuring President Bush on the selection for Supreme Court nominees. Some want Bush to nominate a women, some want a man, some want an African American, some want a Caucasian. You know what that means, who the perfect nomination is? Michael Jackson." --Jay Leno

"According to a story in USA Today, Senator Olympia Snow from Maine says that terrorist will take advantage of our Coast Guards aging fleet once they find out all our weaknesses. You know how they're going to find out about our weaknesses? By reading her article in USA Today." --Jay Leno

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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
pand Superbojownik od 28 lipca 2005 | Białystok
2005-09-05 15:52:06 Zgłoś

Jay Lano rules!!!

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Znowu przyszła do mnie samotność, choć myślałem że przycichła w niebie
Mówię do niej: - Co chcesz jeszcze, idiotko?
A ona: - Kocham ciebie
Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
pand Superbojownik od 28 lipca 2005 | Białystok
2005-09-05 16:31:34 Zgłoś

Jay Leno of course...

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Znowu przyszła do mnie samotność, choć myślałem że przycichła w niebie
Mówię do niej: - Co chcesz jeszcze, idiotko?
A ona: - Kocham ciebie
hitchcock
hitchcock Superbojowniczka od 28 sierpnia 2004 | Warszawa | GG: 2781465
2005-09-05 17:34:23 Zgłoś
Great

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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
_sunshine_
_sunshine_ Superbojowniczka od 31 maja 2005 | GG: 3973407
2005-09-05 20:31:19 Zgłoś


just remembered this one while waiting for my mp3 player to arrive :

It was this week in 1860, the first Pony Express mail was delivered. It took 3 weeks to get the mail across the country, half the mail was lost, and every postal worker carried a rifle. So basically, nothing's changed." - Jay Leno

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Oddam sie w dobre rece
Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
bigdaddy Superbojownik od 6 marca 2003 | Koło | GG: 3977431
2005-09-06 07:51:51 Zgłoś
jay rulezz bigtime

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buddy
buddy Superbojownik od 9 grudnia 2003 | Boise
2005-11-30 05:17:18 Zgłoś
Lol

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yeah, right...
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